“In early 2009, a joke was making the rounds: “What’s the difference between Iceland and Ireland? Answer: One letter and about six months.” This was supposed to be gallows humor. No matter how bad the Irish situation, it couldn’t be compared with the utter disaster that was Iceland. But at this point Iceland seems, if anything, to be doing better than its near-namesake.”
I’m no Paul Krugman fan, but his column in the New York Times today, Eating the Irish, really nails it on Ireland’s problems. No big words, no financial mumbo jumbo, just the overall picture in an easy to read, quick story. The gist of it? Iceland let foreign lenders to its runaway banks pay the price of their poor judgment, and it has its own currency to devalue, which improved exports. Ireland, on the other hand put its own taxpayers on the line to guarantee the bad private debts, and they are stuck with the Euro.
And did I mention the women in Iceland are much hotter than those in Ireland?
The article begins…
O.K., these days it’s not the landlords, it’s the bankers — and they’re just impoverishing the populace, not eating it. But only a satirist — and one with a very savage pen — could do justice to what’s happening to Ireland now.
The Irish story began with a genuine economic miracle. But eventually this gave way to a speculative frenzy driven by runaway banks and real estate developers, all in a cozy relationship with leading politicians. The frenzy was financed with huge borrowing on the part of Irish banks, largely from banks in other European nations.
Then the bubble burst, and those banks faced huge losses. You might have expected those who lent money to the banks to share in the losses. After all, they were consenting adults, and if they failed to understand the risks they were taking that was nobody’s fault but their own. But, no, the Irish government stepped in to guarantee the banks’ debt, turning private losses into public obligations.
Before the bank bust, Ireland had little public debt. But with taxpayers suddenly on the hook for gigantic bank losses, even as revenues plunged, the nation’s creditworthiness was put in doubt. So Ireland tried to reassure the markets with a harsh program of spending cuts.
Step back for a minute and think about that. These debts were incurred, not to pay for public programs, but by private wheeler-dealers seeking nothing but their own profit. Yet ordinary Irish citizens are now bearing the burden of those debts.
Read the rest of the article at the New York Times.